A woman walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed
some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The woman then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy --
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license; they'll throw you and I in jail. Just leave and forget you ever came in here before I call the police. The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.”