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rec.:9/22/2004    pub.:10/14/2004    Sent:4/22/2005
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Category: Lawyer Jokes

An attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named William Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been? And on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub... pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.

Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door the sight of her husbandís rear view greeted her as he bent over naked drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically, "For crying out loud woman, don't you ever stop?"

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