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Category: Sport Jokes
The girl was about to take her first horseback ride. “That’s an adorable creature,” she said, pointing to a chestnut stallion.
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Category: Miscellaneous Jokes
Positive thinking is like this
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Category: Gender Slam
Q. Have you heard about the spend thrift who bought a toilet brush?
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Category: Entertainment Jokes This neighbor accidentally kills his neighbor's chicken. He goes to her house to inform her and he says: "I accidentally killed your chicken, but I am willing to replace it. The neighbor smiles and says. "It depends. How many eggs can you lay in a week?”
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Category: Entertainment Jokes A maid asks for a raise. The lady of the house asks, "Why do you think you deserve one?" The maid answers, "I have three points. First, I iron better than you." The boss asks, "Who says?" The maid answers, "Your husband." The maid says, "Second, I cook better than you." The boss asks, "Who says?" the maid answers, “Your husband.” The maid says, "Lastly, I am a better lover than you." Angry, the lady of the house questions, "Who said that?" The maid replies, "The gardener." "How much more you want?" she asks.
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Category: Police Jokes
Grover said, "Havin' some problems with circle flies, enit?"
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Category: Golf Jokes A man is playing golf with his wife. They have just finished the first, when a ball comes flying over, knocking the woman to the ground. The husband couldn't revive his wife, so he ran all the way to the clubhouse. 'Is there a doctor in the house, my wife has just been hit by a golf ball' he called. 'I'm a doctor', chimed up an old chap at the bar, 'where was she hit?’ The man replied 'in between the first and the second holes'. The doctor said 'blimp, that won't leave much room for a bandage!’
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