Category: Sport Jokes

The girl was about to take her first horseback ride. “That’s an adorable creature,” she said, pointing to a chestnut stallion.
“That horse has never been ridden,” said the groom
“Oh, goodie,” she cried joyfully. “We’ll learn together.”

Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

Positive thinking is like this
A little bird in the sky,
You look up, and Shit in your eyes,
You don't mind, you don't cry,
You just Thank God,
That COWS DON'T FLY

Category: Gender Slam

Q. Have you heard about the spend thrift who bought a toilet brush?
A. A week later he went back to paper.

Category: Entertainment Jokes

This neighbor accidentally kills his neighbor's chicken. He goes to her house to inform her and he says: "I accidentally killed your chicken, but I am willing to replace it. The neighbor smiles and says. "It depends. How many eggs can you lay in a week?”

Category: Entertainment Jokes

A maid asks for a raise. The lady of the house asks, "Why do you think you deserve one?" The maid answers, "I have three points. First, I iron better than you." The boss asks, "Who says?" The maid answers, "Your husband." The maid says, "Second, I cook better than you." The boss asks, "Who says?" the maid answers, “Your husband.” The maid says, "Lastly, I am a better lover than you." Angry, the lady of the house questions, "Who said that?" The maid replies, "The gardener." "How much more you want?" she asks.

Category: Police Jokes

Grover said, "Havin' some problems with circle flies, enit?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what they are... I never heard of circle flies."
So Grover says, "Circle flies are common on Pine Ridge, ya know. They say they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s back end?"
Then Grover says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse’s back end."
The trooper then says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, Grover says, "Hard to fool them flies though, enit?"

Category: Golf Jokes

A man is playing golf with his wife. They have just finished the first, when a ball comes flying over, knocking the woman to the ground. The husband couldn't revive his wife, so he ran all the way to the clubhouse. 'Is there a doctor in the house, my wife has just been hit by a golf ball' he called. 'I'm a doctor', chimed up an old chap at the bar, 'where was she hit?’ The man replied 'in between the first and the second holes'. The doctor said 'blimp, that won't leave much room for a bandage!’