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Category: Redneck Jokes
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a 'redneck' joke?"
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Category: Clinton Jokes
Hilary is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a complete physical, only to find out that she is pregnant. She is furious and can't believe this has happened. She calls the White House and gets Bill on the phone, and immediately begins to berate him, screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all of the trouble going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!!! How could you?!
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Category: Elderly Jokes
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all dishevelled and he looked needy.
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Category: Blonde Jokes
A Brunette a Blonde and a Red head are all in the third grade,
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Category: Little Johnny Jokes Little Johnny goes to school on day and his Dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Johnny’s Dad gets a call from Johnny’s teacher. "I think I've cured Johnny’s betting problem, said the teacher. "How?" Asked Johnny’s Dad. "Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my ass and, I took him to the teachers lounged and showed him there wasn’t one there; and took the ten bucks." "Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teachers ass before the day was through."
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Category: Bathroom Graffiti You are holding your future in your hands, shake well after use and keep out of reach of children.
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Category: Religious Jokes
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the small New England town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and idly chatting about their lives, their families, etc., when suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Everyone quickly evacuated the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
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