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[5] Osama Bin Laden

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SpicyJokes.com # 5178
Thanks to: Lenny - Afghanistan
rec.:1/11/2002    pub.:11/5/2002    Sent:11/30/2007
Ranking: 3.69 / 205
 
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Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"

Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 12257
Thanks to: John B - Montgomery - AL - USA.
rec.:2/9/2003    pub.:6/2/2003
Ranking: 3.79 / 72
 
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While running from American troops, across the desert, Ossama stumbles across an ornate jar. Curiously he opens it and a beautiful female genie comes out.
"Oh master, thank you for freeing me. I will grant you a wish"
"I don't need any wish from a female,” he said haughtily
This pisses the genie off but she insists that he make a wish.
"Oh very well. I want to wakeup in the morning with three American white women."
So the next morning he woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbit, Tanya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His dick was cut off, his legs were broke and he had no medical insurance.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 13281
Thanks to: HANNAH - USA.
rec.:4/14/2003    pub.:7/30/2003    Sent:8/24/2003
Ranking: 3.16 / 73
 
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Osama is worry about his future and calls Miss Cleo for advice. She said " Osama it does not look good at all you are going to die! Osama nervously asked, " When, When will I die?” Miss Cleo said, "It will be on an American holiday". "Which American holiday?” Miss Cleo said, "It does not matter. “When you die it will be an American holiday".

 

SpicyJokes.com # 17631
Thanks to: Tru Substance - Parker - Colorado - United States Minor Outlying Islands
rec.:6/17/2004    pub.:6/17/2004    Sent:10/18/2004
Ranking: 2.05 / 40
 
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At a 2004 press conference to update the situation in Afghanistan, military officials made it public that Osama Bin Laden, had indeed changed his name to Osama Bin Runninlikeasissy.

 

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