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SpicyJokes.com # 14265
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/20/2003    pub.:6/12/2006    Sent:7/2/2006
Ranking: 3.43 / 7
 
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An Immigration Interview over the phone @ US Consulate
What’s your name?
Abdul AziZ
Sex: Twice a week
Male or Female: Doesn’t matter sometimes camels

 

SpicyJokes.com # 22347
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A young Latin-American man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mama, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry?" She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?" The mother replies, "I don't like her."

 

SpicyJokes.com # 22716
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 The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 
 
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". 
 
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. 
 
There will be growing publikenthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
 
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. 
 
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 
 
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. 
 
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". 
 
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. 
 
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
 
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. 
 
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. 
 

 
 

 

SpicyJokes.com # 14259
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/20/2003    pub.:6/20/2003
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At a diplomatic reception the Mexican general appeared in a magnificent uniform, liberally bespangled with medals and decorations. “That’s most impressive,” said the British ambassador. “Tell me general, what did you get all those for?”
“In your money,” replied the Mexican general, “about £4!”

 

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