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[5] Bush Jokes

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SpicyJokes.com # 21115
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:10/24/2006    pub.:10/24/2006    Sent:3/17/2007
Ranking: 4.20 / 44
 
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President George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little good press.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. President Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"


 

SpicyJokes.com # 20965
Thanks to: harold hickman - calabash - north carolina - USA.
rec.:7/26/2006    pub.:10/2/2006    Sent:10/21/2010
Ranking: 3.76 / 33
 
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Three surgeons were discussing their idea of who was the easiest patient to operate on. The first surgeon said that he preferred operating on a librarian because everything was always in place. The second surgeon said he had rather operate on an electrical engineer because everything was color-coded. The third surgeon said he had rather operate on a politician, like Bush because he has no heart, no possibility of heart failure, He has no brain, and no chance of stroke and his mouth and ass hole will interchange.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 21529
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:6/12/2007    pub.:7/31/2007
Ranking: 3.89 / 19
 
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George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, itís Tony Blair!"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 21289
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:2/5/2007    pub.:3/16/2007
Ranking: 3.67 / 18
 
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President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld, sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush
says, Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one beautiful blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you! No one cares about the 140 million Muslims.

 

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