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SpicyJokes.com # 4211
Thanks to: Ty Argo - Ohio - USA.
rec.:12/13/2001    pub.:11/5/2002    Sent:2/20/2013
Ranking: 3.80 / 35
 
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In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around and flash people. She walks up to a nun, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The nun says, "Gladys, you know you're not supposed to do that. Now go back to your room. Gladys starts walking back and sees the minister. She walks up to him, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The minister is shocked and tells her to go back to her room. As she continues, she sees an old man lying on the bed. She walks in, flashes him, and yells "Super Pussy!" The man slowly turns his head and says, "Thanks, I think I'll have the soup."

 

SpicyJokes.com # 1267
Thanks to: Laura Poss - Oriental - NC - USA.
rec.:8/29/2001    pub.:7/5/2002    Sent:5/6/2014
Ranking: 3.17 / 58
 
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There were three sisters aged 93, 95, And 99. They all lived together in one big house.
The 99 year old decided to go upstairs and take a bath, but by the time she got the water run and got her clothes off she couldn't remember whether she was getting in the tub or just got out.
She called down to her 95 year old sister to come help her figure it out. But then by the time that sister got halfway up the stairs she couldn't remember if she was going up or going down.
The 93 year old sister had been watching and she said, "I hope I never get like you two!" And she knocked on wood.
The 95 year old said "Fine then! You come help us figure this out!"
"I will!", The 93 year old said, "Jut as soon as I see who's knocking at the door!"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 2348
Thanks to: Jersey Jane - USA.
rec.:10/6/2001    pub.:10/13/2001    Sent:3/7/2015
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Mrs. O'Reilly regularly has the milkman drop off 3 quarts of milk for the week. One morning the milkman arrives at Mrs. O'Reilly's and she insists that he leaves 25 gallons of milk. When asked what all that milk was needed for, Mrs. O'Reilly stated that she had just won the lottery and she was treating herself to a milk bath. The milk would surely make her skin soft and supple. The milkman agreed and asked her if she would like the milk "pasteurized?" "Oh no, dear, Up to my titties would be just fine."

 

SpicyJokes.com # 409
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/21/2001    pub.:6/21/2001    Sent:3/6/2015
Ranking: 3.35 / 46
 
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A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35-year-old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?" The 60-year-old responded, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?" The 60-year-old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer." The doctor couldn't believe it! So he said, "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?" The 60-year-old responded again, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?" The 60-year-old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again." The doctor said, "At 106 years why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?" His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Did I say he wanted to?"

 

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