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SpicyJokes.com # 2258
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:10/3/2001    pub.:10/13/2001
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Q: Where are the male organs of an elephant?
A: On his feet.
Reason: If he steps on you, you're screwed.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 13954
Thanks to: Jack Thomson - Canada
rec.:6/4/2003    pub.:8/20/2003    Sent:4/29/2004
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Bill runs into his brother at the neighborhood pub looking quite dejected.
Bill asks him what's wrong.
His brother Tim replies that he caught his wife and best friend in bed together.
Bill asks him what did he do?
Tim says I told my wife to pack up and get out.
What did you say to your best friend, Bill asks?
I said bad, bad dog.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 4586
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:12/28/2001    pub.:11/5/2002
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An eagle was perched in a tree and was watching the skies for a partner. Soon a lark flew past, and suddenly there was lots of squawking and the flurry of feathers. Finally, the lark emerged from the tree and said, "I'm a lark, and I've been sparked." Later, a dove flew past the same tree. Again there was squawking and feathers flying. Moments later the dove emerged from the tree and said, "I'm a dove, and I've been loved." Still unsatisfied, the eagle waited for more bird life. Soon a duck flew by. Again there was more squawking and feathers in the air. Finally the duck emerged and said, "I'm a drake and there's been a terrible mistake!"

 

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Thanks to: Molly - USA.
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The average male blue whale produces about 425 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates. But only about 10% of this goes into his mate. So this means 385 gallons of sperm is dropped into the ocean every time a whale ejaculates, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.

 

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