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SpicyJokes.com # 12855
Thanks to: Travis - USA.
rec.:3/19/2003    pub.:7/28/2003    Sent:1/1/2004
Ranking: 2.82 / 22
 
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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts??
Beer nuts are $1 and deer nuts are always under a buck!!!

 

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Thanks to: That Crazy T-Town Chick - Trenton - North Carolina - USA.
rec.:1/22/2006    pub.:1/27/2006
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Q: What do you get when cross a donkey with an onion??
A: An ass that brings tears to your eyes!!!!!!!

 

SpicyJokes.com # 11791
Thanks to: Elliefana - USA.
rec.:1/9/2003    pub.:6/12/2006    Sent:6/13/2009
Ranking: 4.13 / 8
 
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In Arkansas, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"
The owner replies, "He's just a big liar. He didn't do any of that shit"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 20015
Thanks to: Anonymous
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A woman talks to her priest after services one day and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in
the cage with Frank and Jacob.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and
your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." "Thank
you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

 

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