A man working in his barn was approached by a woman who asked if he would
let his horse be sold for a stud. The man replied "Hell no". My horse is to smart to be a stud. All of a sudden the horse ran out and said" I’m stupid, I’m stupid, and don’t forget I’m a stupid".
“It’s common knowledge,” said the zoology student, “that elephants have their genital in their feet.”
“Really?” said the professor.
“Absolutely,” smiled the pupil. “If they step on you, you are f…...”
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
There was a zebra that had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zookeeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited, she got to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals.
She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "hi, I'm a zebra!” What are you? “I’m a cow." "Right, right. What do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer." "Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little
white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?" "I'm a chicken."
"Oh, right. What do you do?" "I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see you around." Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?" "I am a Stallion," said the stallion. “Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?" "Take off your fancy pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."