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SpicyJokes.com # 14313
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/20/2003    pub.:6/20/2003    Sent:6/29/2015
Ranking: 3.79 / 1374
 
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice
and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up
and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up
all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared
at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 866
Thanks to: wee man - USA.
rec.:8/6/2001    pub.:8/12/2001    Sent:6/27/2014
Ranking: 3.62 / 1299
 
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Q. What is the difference between a blonde, and a rooster?

A: A rooster says cockadooledoooo, a blonde says, anycockwilldooo

 

SpicyJokes.com # 18
Thanks to: James Bywaters - USA.
rec.:5/16/2001    pub.:5/16/2001    Sent:9/27/2015
Ranking: 3.70 / 972
 
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The Lottery
A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Brandi, You have to meet me halfway on this... You have to buy a ticket."

 

SpicyJokes.com # 14317
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/20/2003    pub.:6/20/2003    Sent:6/19/2015
Ranking: 3.64 / 971
 
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This guy is sitting outside on his lawn when he sees his blonde neighbor walk outside and check her mailbox. With a confused look on her face, she walks back inside. Five minutes later, the blonde walks outside again to check her mailbox. Seeing that there is nothing in it, she walks back inside her house. Another five minutes later, the blonde comes back outside to check her mailbox. After watching the blonde check her mailbox 3 times in a row, the guy is pretty curious. When she starts to walk back inside again, he asks, "What are you doing?"
She says, "My computer keeps telling me that I've got mail."

 

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