A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her tits.
A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?"

"Shower caps?," she responded, "These are booby condoms!"

A Russian, an American and a Blonde were discussing space travel. The American argued that because they were the first to put a man on the moon, America was superior in space travel. The blonde stated her kind was going to be far superior to Russia and America because they were going to be the first to land on the sun. The Russian asked the blonde if she was nuts. Didn't she know that it was impossible to land on the sun? The American asked her just how in the hell she thought they could accomplish this considering the heat and extreme brightness of the Sun." well, duh!" the blonde replied. "We’re going at night."

Q. Why did the blonde have lip prints on her windshield above her steering wheel?
A. She was trying to blow her horn.

While walking in the park, two blondes see another blonde rowing her boat on the grass. The first blonde says to the second blonde, "its blondes like that one, that give us a bad name!" the second blonde replies, "I know, if I could swim I would go over there and punch her!"