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SpicyJokes.com # 17970
Thanks to: x Angie Baby x - United Kingdom
rec.:8/27/2004    pub.:10/14/2004    Sent:6/9/2005
Ranking: 4.28 / 39
 
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The creation of pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 510
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/27/2001    pub.:6/27/2001    Sent:4/3/2003
Ranking: 3.02 / 179
 
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*What's the difference between a golf ball and woman's G-spot?
A man will look 20 minutes for a golf ball.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 5294
Thanks to: Julie - USA.
rec.:1/13/2002    pub.:5/22/2003    Sent:1/2/2015
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A woman is sitting at a bar sees a man coming up to her and since she hasnít had any action for a long time she decides to go home with him. At his place, he begins to undress; first he takes off his shirt and shows his huge muscles. He says to her, "See this baby? This is a thousands pounds of dynamite." He then takes off his pants and has huge muscular legs. He then says to her, "See this baby? This is a thousand pounds of dynamite." When he takes off his pants she screams, grabs her bag and runs towards the door. Before she can get out he catches her and asks, "whatís wrong baby?" she then says, "with two-thousand pounds of dynamite and such a small fuse I thought you were about to explode!"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 3244
Thanks to: nick - Afghanistan
rec.:11/1/2001    pub.:11/4/2002
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In Las Vegas, a man finds himself in a hotel; he didn't want to be alone in the room, so he calls a hooker. The hooker arrived, the first thing that she said was "I want to tell you right up front, my minimum fee is $500, and that's for a hand job." The hooker points out in the window, and pointing to an expansive Mercedes, and said, " see that? I own that because of what I can do with my hands."
He was surprised, but what the hell, he did it anyway, which turns out to be a fantastic blowjob. So he said, "How much do you get for pussy?" then the women replies "Do you see the hotel sitting there on the corner? I could own that if I had a pussy!"

 

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