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SpicyJokes.com # 4
Thanks to: Joe doe - USA.
rec.:5/15/2001    pub.:5/16/2001    Sent:5/13/2013
Ranking: 3.44 / 446
 
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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.

The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 77
Thanks to: Daisy Mayer - USA.
rec.:5/18/2001    pub.:5/18/2001    Sent:6/3/2014
Ranking: 3.56 / 362
 
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There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.

"When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.

"I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."

 

SpicyJokes.com # 742
Thanks to: Lynn Clark - Fredonia - NY - USA.
rec.:7/22/2001    pub.:7/30/2001    Sent:9/18/2012
Ranking: 3.61 / 317
 
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This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and he drinks it. Then he looks in his shirt pocket and orders another drink. He does the same thing with the second drink and orders a third drink. The bartender pours the drink and says "listen pal I'll buy you drinks all night long if you tell me why you keep looking in your shirt pocket". To this the guy replies "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good I know I've had enough to drink and it's time to go home".

 

SpicyJokes.com # 79
Thanks to: Pamela Morris - USA.
rec.:5/18/2001    pub.:5/18/2001    Sent:5/18/2013
Ranking: 3.29 / 482
 
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At the end of the night a man leaves the bar.
Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over.

He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's done he bends down to her and says, "not so tough tonight, are you Batman?"

 

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