A man goes to the doctor. He says he wants a generic for viagra or cialis because of expense. The doctor says there is one, but results vary for mycockflopsalot.
Doctor, “you have to help me! Said the man lying down on the couch.
Every night I have the same horrible dream. I am lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing of my clothes.”
The psychiatrist nodded. “And what do you do?”
“I push them away.”
“I see. What do you want me to do?”
The man implored. “Break my arms.”
What Have We Here
"Welllllll, what have we here..."
Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue
"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.