Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
This is a place to spill your guts....
Not a place to bust your nuts.........
So keep it nice and keep it neat......
And find another place to beat your meat....
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
Here I sit broken hearted,
paid a dime and only farted,
next time I'll take a chance,
save my dime and shit my pants.
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Date created May-17-2001