No matter how you shake and dance...
The last few drops go down your pants.
Those who write on bathroom walls,
Roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these lines of wit,
Eat these little balls of shit.
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
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Date created May-17-2001