Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?
If ever I have the chance to meet
The guy who pissed on this toilet seat
I'd give him a right cross and body slam
I'd make him eat moldy toe jam
So I don't have to sit in this crud
While taking a shit and pulling my pud
Here I sit; I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my arse away.
Those who write on shit house walls.
Roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit.
Eat those little balls of shit.