A woman was helping her husband to set up his computer and at the
appropriate point in the process, told him that he would need to enter
a password. Something that he would always remember as he would need
it to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the
shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So when the computer asked
him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife
that he was keying in "P...E...N...I...S".
His wife then fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
Son: How did I come to the world?
Father (is surfing): I'll explain it to you later.
Son: Why don't you tell me right now?
Father (is thinking of a sorrow and sighing): All right! You listen to me very carefully...
"When your mom and your pa visited Internet together in the bedroom, your pa connected with your mom. Your pa uploaded some data from his "memory stick" to your mom. After your mom downloaded all stuff, she screamed that she had not installed any "Anti Virus". And your pa had not installed any "Firewall" either. Both of us tried to delete the file and format the "hard disk" but found it's too late."
"Then, you appeared in the world after nine months."
Bob was helping Jim get his computer set up.
Jim had to enter a password. Jim put in “Penis”
The computer replied password to small. Please try again.
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.