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SpicyJokes.com # 22717
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:2/13/2011    pub.:2/13/2011    Sent:3/20/2012
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Daddy, how was I born ?

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You got Mail!




















 

SpicyJokes.com # 355
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/19/2001    pub.:6/19/2001
Ranking: 3.21 / 14
 
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Q: Why Client Server Computing is like Teenage Sex
A1: It is on everybody's mind all the time.
A2: Everyone is talking about it all the time.
A3: Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
A4: Almost no one is really doing it.
A5: The few who are doing it are:

 

SpicyJokes.com # 356
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/19/2001    pub.:6/19/2001
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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 4989
Thanks to: Michelinda Smith - Decatur - Arkansas - USA.
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One computer illiterate person continually called the Computer Information Services department with trouble. Repeatedly the IS manager would send someone to see what was wrong. It was always simple and always came from stupidity. The man simply didn't know what he was doing. The user always asked the tech what was wrong, although he never understood the answers the service techs gave him. Finally exasperated, one service tech explained to the user, as he picked up his tools and walked away "It was a I D Ten T error." As usual, the user shook his head in confusion. The tech answered, "write it out", laughed and left. What was the error? IDIOT

 

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