Women Jokes
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What are the three good things about being women?
1. You can bleed without cutting yourself
2. You can bury a bone without digging a hole
3. You can make a guy cum without calling him
What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
STRESS is when wife is pregnant.
TENSION is when girlfriend is pregnant.
PANIC is when both are pregnant.
Q: Why do women talk more than men?
A: They have two sets of lips.
Q: Why are women like parking spaces?
A: The best ones are taken and the rest are disabled!
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