Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, feed, laminate,
tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffy lube, stroke, console,
bark, purr, hug, baste, marinate, coddle, excite, pacify, tattoo, protect,
phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to,
forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate,
entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, tunnel, show equality for, spackle,
oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, ululate, trust,
dip, twirl, dive, grovel, ignore, defend, milk, coax, clothe, straddle,
melt, brag, acquiesce, prevail, super collide, fuse, fizz,
rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade,
spoil, embrace, delouse, accept, butter-up, hear, understand,
jitterbug, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, hold
her hair while she's puking in the toilet, nurse, resuscitate, repair,
patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for,
do a nickel in Attica for, dream of, promise, exceed, deliver, tease,
flirt, enlist, torch, pine, wheedle, cajole, murmur, snuggle,
snuffle, jihad, elevate, enervate, alleviate,
serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her
to Funky town, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,
diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip,
flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle,
squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin'
in the free world, wet, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle,
dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate,
indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship,
and then go back, Jack, and do it again.
How to Satisfy a Man Every Time
There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
Q: What is a blonde's mating call?
A: I am so f*cking drunk!
Q: What is a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that damn blonde left yet!
Q: What is a redhead's mating call?
A: (Snap fingers and say) NEXT!
Q. Why is there a hole in the tip of men's penises?
A. So they can get air to their brains.
This woman went to a county fair and they had one of those “Believe it or Not” shows.
She was elated when she saw they had a man born with a penis and a brain!