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SpicyJokes.com # 390
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/21/2001    pub.:6/21/2001    Sent:3/4/2014
Ranking: 3.17 / 304
 
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There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride.As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The man and boy decided that maybe the critics were right so they changed positions. Soon they passed some more people who thought that it was a real shame for that man to make such a small boy walk. The two decided that maybe they both should walk. Soon they passed some more people who thought that it was stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. The man and the boy decided maybe the critics were right so they decided that they both should ride. They soon passed other people who thought that it was a shame to put such load on a poor little animal. The old man and the boy decided that maybe the critics were right so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of this story: If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 13262
Thanks to: Kat - Hillsdale - NJ - USA.
rec.:4/13/2003    pub.:7/29/2003    Sent:12/10/2003
Ranking: 3.95 / 59
 
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Three men died and went to hell. When they get there the devil asks the first guy why he was there and he replied "I have a drinking problem." so the devil puts him in a room with every kind of alcohol he can imagine, then he locks the door. He then asks the 2nd guy why he was there the guy then says, "I can't stop cheating on my wife." The devil then puts him in a room with the hottest girl ever and locks the door. Then he asks the last guy why he was there he reply "Im a pot smoker. So the devil locks him in a room with lots and lots of pot. In a hundred years the devil comes back and unlocks the first door and the guy comes out and says, I will never drink again! "So the devil sends him to heaven. He goes to the 2nd door and opens it and the guy comes out and says" I will never look at another woman again!" so the devil sends him to heaven. Finally he goes to the third door and opens it and goes in and there is the pot smoker sitting there with tears coming down his face. When devil asks him what is wrong he replies, " Hey man you got a light?"

 

SpicyJokes.com # 4137
Thanks to: Anonymous
rec.:12/9/2001    pub.:11/5/2002
Ranking: 3.64 / 53
 
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My nookie days are over,
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal,
is now my waterspout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
from my trousers it would spring,
but now Ive got a full-time job,
to find the blasted thing,

It used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave,
for every single morning,
it would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

Author unknown

 

SpicyJokes.com # 3395
Thanks to: angelwings - Vanuatu
rec.:11/6/2001    pub.:12/17/2001    Sent:7/7/2009
Ranking: 3.26 / 61
 
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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!

 

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