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SpicyJokes.com # 23029
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Why is it that when we speak to God it’s called praying and when God speaks to us it’s called schizophrenia?

 

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The entire body parts meet to decide whom of them should be the Boss.
The Heart says:
"Hey, it should be me. If I ever stop pumping blood you all will die because you won't have any oxygen"

Then, the Liver says:
"No my buddy. It's me who should be the boss, because if I ever stop functioning, you won't have any defenses, and will fall ill"

The Brain responds:
"Yes, but If I ever stop sending my electric signals, you won't be able to work"

Then it comes the crap running fast through the intestines, and shouts:
" STOP!!!!"
" You all may be right. But let me say I should be the boss. If I ever stop running through the intestines, I may block you all, the Liver won't be able to produce enough defenses, then the Heart will start to fail, the Brain won't be able to know what to do, and as I will keep piling up, then you all would explode"

After a few seconds, all body parts agreed the Crap would be...
MORAL: Since then, any Crap can be the Boss.....

 

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A recent survey shows that the average young bachelor is more interested in high frequency than high fidelity.

 

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A Lady on a commuter train is reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turns to the man next to her and asks, “Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?” “Really?” the man says. “Have you tried a good mouthwash?”

 

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