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SpicyJokes.com # 252
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/12/2001    pub.:6/13/2001
Ranking: 2.94 / 16
 
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Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs? Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement.

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing.

If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in Engineering.

If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Accounting.

If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing.

If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them.

If they are sleeping, they are Management material.

If they are writing up the experience, send them to Tech Pubs.

If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.

If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.

And if they've left early, put them in Sales

 

SpicyJokes.com # 250
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:6/12/2001    pub.:6/13/2001
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The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On one he finds the words 'open me first,' and the other three are numbered 1 to 3.

He opens the first envelope and finds a letter from his predecessor saying:' These three envelopes will save you a world of trouble. In case of emergency, please open these envelopes in sequential order; envelope one first, envelope two second, and envelope three third.'

The manager shrugs, puts the envelopes back, and forgets about them.

Six months later, the workers go on strike. The company closes, and is losing money fast.

After a long night negotiating with the union, he remembers the 3 envelopes. Shoe opens the first one and it says: 'Blame me, your predecessor for everything'.

Wonderful idea he thinks, and indeed it works and the crisis comes to its end. His job is saved, and everybody's happy.

A few month later, another strike hits. He goes to the drawer and opens the second envelope. It reads, 'Blame the government for everything'.

It works like a charm, and he breathes a sigh of relief as his job is, once again, saved.

A month later the workers declare another strike. The manager goes directly to the third envelope and it reads, 'Prepare 4 new envelopes'.

 

SpicyJokes.com # 18634
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:12/30/2004    pub.:12/30/2004    Sent:2/28/2006
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Tim goes to his boss’s office and says, “Sir, I need tomorrow off. My wife is going to have a baby.” The boss gives his the day off.
Two days later Tim walks into work, and the boss asks, “Was it a boy or a girl?”
Tim says, “we won’t know for nine months.”

 

SpicyJokes.com # 18621
Thanks to: Anonymous - USA.
rec.:12/30/2004    pub.:12/30/2004    Sent:6/5/2005
Ranking: 3.75 / 8
 
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Who’s the world’s best salesman?
A married man who can make his wife feel sorry for the girl who lost her
underwear in his car.

 

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