Q. Why can't the bride of Frankenstein have children?
A. Because Frankenstein has a "Hollow-weenie”!
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Why is a fire truck red?
Well, there are 8 wheels and 4 men, and 8+4=12. There are 12 inches on a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. Elizabeth was also a ship. The ship sailed in the ocean, and in the ocean there are fish. On the fish there are fins. The Fins fought the Russian, and the Russians wore red.
Why is a fire truck always red: Because it’s always rushing!