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[13] Christmas Jokes

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SpicyJokes.com # 16643
Thanks to: Daniel Harris - United Kingdom
rec.:2/14/2004    pub.:2/17/2004    Sent:12/24/2009
Ranking: 1.88 / 33
 
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The Fright before Christmas

T'was the night before Christmas and dancing in his sleigh, was Santa, being very gay! He flew towards London clearly out of his mind; he’d done this many other times, and he was feeling fine! He clattered on the rooftop-straight along the middle; the chimney fell and shattered, he said that hardly mattered and here he took a piddle! He fell down the chimney, hoping for a shag!
He thought he hadn’t really learned, how to be a bender, he was being burned! He jumped out the fire and to the bed he turned. Fresh sex I’ve earned he shouts with quite a lot of glee, but when he burned his trousers he noticed it not there ‘oh shit’ he cries as the woman wakes and stares. ‘I beg you bloody pardon! I’m not shit! Now get here at once you fat, evil, git! ‘But Santa’s lost his penis, it seems I could of dreamed this’ they were his famous words before he burns and bursts! His wife calls back ‘I thought you came to have me!’ Santa calls ‘Look! See I have no dick! You fuckin prick! So now I’ll say goodbye!’

 

SpicyJokes.com # 213
Thanks to: Roger Kellogs - USA.
rec.:6/6/2001    pub.:6/6/2001
Ranking: 1.56 / 54
 
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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !

 

SpicyJokes.com # 219
Thanks to: Lucas Clinton - USA.
rec.:6/6/2001    pub.:6/6/2001
Ranking: 1.63 / 40
 
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas

 

SpicyJokes.com # 211
Thanks to: Sheila Leon - USA.
rec.:6/6/2001    pub.:6/6/2001
Ranking: 1.50 / 42
 
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What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan!

 

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