Pickup Jokes
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Man: "Hey baby, can I give you an Australian kiss?"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "It's like a French Kiss, only down under!"
Guy: Are you a Captain?
Guy: Cause my Privates are under your command!
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: Do you work for the U.P.S. Company?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Cause I thought I saw you checking out my package.
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