Category: Doctors Jokes

Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes, here's a kite!

Category: Entertainment Jokes

This man pulls into this rural gas station with a big Cadillac said to the yokel “fill er up” The yokel went to the back and could not find the lid to open the gas tank. He went back and said, “How do I get the lid up”? “Oh! and pushed a little button and the lid popped up.
How did you do that? I just pushed this button on the dash and it popped up.
Man you have got everything on this car, he said.
When he filled the tank he asked if he wanted the oil checked the man said yes, so the yokel went to the front and could not find the latch to open the hood.
“How do I get the hood open”? So the man pushed a button on the dash and it popped up. How did you do that? He asked. I just pushed this button on the dash and it popped up.
Man you have got everything on this car, the yokel said.
When he was done he went to the window and said that will be 20 dollars and 15 cents. The man took out his wallet and got $20, then he took some change out of his pocket and with his change there were two golf tees.
What are those things? the yokel asked. They are tees the man said.
Never seen any golf tees, the yokel asked, what are they for?
They are to put your balls on when you drive
Wow! You have got everything on this car.

Category: Golf Jokes

A man is playing golf with his wife. They have just finished the first, when a ball comes flying over, knocking the woman to the ground. The husband couldn't revive his wife, so he ran all the way to the clubhouse. 'Is there a doctor in the house, my wife has just been hit by a golf ball' he called. 'I'm a doctor', chimed up an old chap at the bar, 'where was she hit?’ The man replied 'in between the first and the second holes'. The doctor said 'blimp, that won't leave much room for a bandage!’

Category: Marriage Jokes

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it will take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April',he hollered into the bathroom,'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!