Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

Solly met Yitzak in the foyer of the synagogue, and said; "Solly on the way here I heard two men talking - they are going to plant a bacon tree in your garden!" "A bacon tree in a Jewish garden!" said Solly, "That is not kosher! I must go at once and stop them."
As he reached his house, someone hit him on the head and stole his wallet.
He woke up in the hospital, and there was Yitzak by his bed, saying "Solly, please forgive me. I got it wrong. It was not a bacon tree, it was a ham bush!"

Category: Political Jokes

Let me tell ya ... some of these scandalous folks have the most ironic names!!
Years ago there was a guy named Michael Milken ... well, he was milking' everybody for everything they were worth!!
Then came Bernie Madoff ... well, he made off with everybody’s money!!
Now ya got this guy named Anthony Weiner ... need I say more???

Category: Marriage Jokes

A man is throwing knives on wife's photo... and kept missing the target!
Suddenly his phone ring and his wife says; “Hi, what are you doing?"
"Missing you," was his honest reply.

Category: Political Jokes

I met a fairy today. She said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty little bastard," said the fairy.