Category: Farmer Jokes

A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. A couple of weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just east grass and won’t look at the cows. His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull. The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks delighted: “The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor’s cows! “Wow,” says his friend, “what did the vet do to that bull?” “Just gave him some pills’” said the farmer. “What kind of pills?” asked his friend. “I don’t know, but they sort of taste like peppermint.”

Category: Elderly Jokes

A little old man is taking his evening walk when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He gets closer and says to her, “Hey lady would let me bite your breasts for $500?” “Are you crazy?!! She replies and keeps walking away. He keeps a few steps behind and makes another offer; “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” the woman turns back and says, “Listen you; I’m not that kind of a woman! Got it?” But the very determine old man walking a few feet behind says; “Would you let me bite your breast just once for $10,000 dollars?” The woman stops, thinks about it for a while and says,
“Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; OK, just once, but lets go to that dark alley.” They go to the alley, where she takes off her top to reveal the most gorgeous breast he has ever seen. He grabs them and starts fondling them slowly, caressing them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you going to bite them or not?” “Nah,” says the old man…. “Cost too much…”

Category: Entertainment Jokes

Three friends went deer hunting: a doctor, a lawyer, and a preacher. After hours of waiting, a huge deer suddenly appeared. Excited, all three men aimed and pulled their triggers at the same time, and the animal fell dead. The doctor said, "That was my shot." The lawyer replied, "I'm sure I shot it." The preacher disagreed, "I killed that deer." The argument was about to get out of hand when the doctor said, "Let me do an autopsy to settle this matter once for all." After the examination, the doctor reported, "It was the preacher who killed the deer." The lawyer asked, "What's the proof?" The doctor replied, "The bullet went in one ear and out the other."

Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

An old man goes to the emergency room. “What seems to be the problem?” he is asked at the desk. “I can’t pee any more!” “Well, how old are you?’ “I am eighty-five-years old.”
“Well then sir, you have peed enough.”