Category: Marriage Jokes

A husband retuning from a business trip was informed by his wife that a burglar had entered their house while he was gone. “Did he get anything?” the husband anxiously inquired. “I’ll say he did,” replied the wife. “It was dark and I thought he was you.”

Category: Entertainment Jokes

Mark and Sherry were afloat in a canoe when a sudden thunder squall flashed across the lake. “Oh Lord,” Mark prayed, “save us and I’ll give up smoking and drinking…. I’ll give up betting on the ponies…. I’ll give up-“
Above the nosed of the thunder came the girl’s earnest plea: “Don’t give up everything, Mark, paddle!”

Category: Police Jokes

The policeman saw two men fighting and a little boy standing alongside them crying, Daddy, Daddy!” The policeman pulled the two men apart and, turning to the boy asked, “Which one is your father, son?” “I don’t know,” the boy said, rubbing the tears from his eyes. “That’s what they’re fighting about!”

Category: Sex Jokes

“The trouble with Bob,” mentioned Sue to her roommate, “is that once he starts kissing you, he never knows where to stop.” “That’s funny,” Deb said. “The last time I went out with him, he found a great place to stop!”