Category: Entertainment Jokes

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. He argues back and forth with the bartender, who refuses to serve him. Finally, the bartender challenges him to get on the floor and do twenty push-ups to prove he is sober.
As he is doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers in. He surveys the scene for a minute, pokes the guy in the ribs with his shoe, and says, “Hey fella, I think your girlfriend has gone home.”

Category: Entertainment Jokes

A man in a bar has had one too many. When a beautiful lady sits down next him, he turns to her and says, “Hey, how ‘bout it, babe; you and me, getting’ it on. I’ve got a couple of dollars, and it looks like you could use a little money.”
“What makes you think I charge by the inch?”

Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

A guy staggers to the bathroom, whipping out his penis even before he gets through the door. Inadvertently, he’s wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman primping in the mirror. “
This is for ladies!” she screams. The drunk waves his dick at her and says, “So is this!”

Category: Marriage Jokes

“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” John tells his friend Bob. “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” Bob suggests. “But what if my wife finds out?”
“Heck, this a new age we live in John. Go ahead and tell her about it!” So Bob goes home and says, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.” “Forget it,” says his wife. “I’ve tried that _ _ it’s never worked.”