Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

“If I’m not in bed by ten o’clock,” said one female barfly to the other, “I’m going home.”

Category: Criticism

A recent survey shows that the average young bachelor is more interested in high frequency than high fidelity.

Category: Doctors Jokes

“Doctor,” said the young woman. “I’d prefer being vaccinated where it won’t show.”
“All right,” replied the physician “but you’ll have to pay in advance.” “And why do I have to pay in advance?” the girl protested. “Because the last time a patient as pretty as you made that request,” he explained, “I got so wrapped up in what I was doing I forgot the charge her.”

Category: College Jokes

While on a business trip through his son’s college town one early morning the father though he would pay his boy a surprise visit, arriving at the young man’s fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window, “can I help you?” “Does Duncan Lyon live here?” asked the father. “Yeah,” replied the weary voice. “Go ahead and dump him on the front porch.”