Category: Entertainment Jokes

Tired by his life’s hectic pace, the swinger determines to take a leisurely drive across the country. At first the pastoral sights pleased him, but by the time he got to Kansas, he was dying for some action. Pulling into the only gas station in a small town one Saturday evening, he asked the attendant, “Is there any nightlife in this town?” “Not anymore,” the station owner replied. “She moved to Chicago.”

Category: One-liners

Sometimes when two’s company three’s the result.

Category: Entertainment Jokes

Bob the playboy suddenly decided to live a strictly moral life. First, he cut out smoking. Then he cut out liquor. Then he cut out swearing. Then he cut out women.
“Now he’s cutting out paper dolls.”

Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

The prudish old maid found herself seated next to a classy playboy at a formal affair. After a little, rather icy conversation, the lady attempted to dismiss the fellow with, “It’s quite obvious that we do not agree on a single, solitary thing.” The playboy smiled. “Oh, I don’t think that’s quite true, madam,” he said. “If you were to enter a bedroom in which there were two beds, and if, madam, there were a woman in one and a man in the other, in which bed would you sleep? “Well,” the lady huffed indignantly, “with the woman, of course.” “You see, we agree,” the playboy said, laughing. “So would I.”