Category: Doctors Jokes

Tony goes to the doctor and explains that, after forty years of marriage, his sex life isn’t all it could be. He is hoping the doctor might be able to prescribe a pill that will get him aroused. The doctor has just the right medication, so Tony takes a pill and drives home.
When he walks in the door, he discovers that his wife is out. He waits for over an hour with a tent in his pants, and finally alleviates his “pain” himself. The doctor call the next day to check on him, and Tony explains what had happened. “You know, Tony,” the doctor says, “you didn’t have to do it yourself; there are other women in town.”
“Doc, for other women I don’t need a pill,” Tony says.

Category: Marriage Jokes

After enjoying the events of their wedding night, the newlyweds snuggle in the afterglow. “That was…amazing!” the groom gasps.
“I’m glad you like it. I learned it in the circus,” his bride responds.
“Really? I didn’t know your were in the circus.”
“Yes, I was the sword swallow.”

Category: Entertainment Jokes

A husband has a problem with premature ejaculation. The local sex shop gives him a can of stay-hard spray. The label on the can promises that if you spray a little of it on, you can go all night. The man goes home and hides the can in a cabinet. After dinner, anticipating a night of passion with his wife, he applies the spray. They began making love – but he finishes faster than ever. The next day, he takes the can back to the sex shop for a refund. “Let me guess,” the clerk says. “You brought the can home and hid it in the kitchen cabinet?” “Right! How did you guess?”
“You must have grabbed the can of EZ-Off, instead

Category: Marriage Jokes

A couple is being interviewed by the local newspaper on the occasion of their golden wedding anniversary. “In all these years, did you ever consider divorce?” the reporter asks. “Oh, no, not divorce,” they reply as one. “Murder sometimes, but never divorce.”