Category: Entertainment Jokes

A well-known stud with a long list of sexual conquests walks into his neighborhood bar and orders a drink. He looks a little worried, so the bartender asks him if anything is wrong. “I’m scared shitless,” the stud replies. “Some pissed-off husband wrote to me and said he’d kill me if I didn’t stop banging his wife.”
“So stop banging!” the bartender says.
“I can’t.” The womanizer replies, taking a long swill. The jerk didn’t sign his name!”

Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

What happens when two gay guys get into a fight in a bar?
They go outside and exchange blows.

Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

A gay is in a bar, on all fours, trying to pick up some money he has dropped.
The bouncer says, “Hey, you! Move it or I’ll give you a foot up the ass!”
The gay guy replies, “I think you’re bragging, but I’m game if you are!”

Category: Bar & Drinking Jokes

After noticing a beautiful young redhead sitting alone at the bar, a young stud confidently strolls over to her side and says, “What can I get you, gorgeous?”
The woman blushes and replies, “if you’re sure you don’t mind, I’ll have a large stiff one, please.” “Would that be before or after I get the drinks?”