Category: Male Jokes

Two buddies are sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever do it doggy style?” asked one of the guys. “Not exactly,” his friend replies. “She’s more into being a trick dog.” “Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?”
“Well, not exactly. Whenever I make a move, she rolls over and plays dead.”

Category: Female Jokes

Stacy is sitting at the bar, talking with her girlfriends about what makes the perfect mate. “The man I marry,” she says, “must be a shining light. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night!”
Lisa, the elderly barmaid, overhears this and says, “Honey, it sounds like you don’t need a man. You need a TV!”

Category: Entertainment Jokes

The successful young rock star ordered a very expensive custom-made suit, but was totally dissatisfied with the finished garment. “I told you to make the pants snug,” he furiously remarked to the tailor. “I want them tight enough to show my sex.”
“But sir,” the tailor protested, “but if they were any tighter, they’d show your religion.”

Category: Miscellaneous Jokes

The beautiful woman had just stepped out of the bathtub in her hotel suite and was about to reach for a towel when she caught sight of a window washer taking in all of her charms. Too stunned to move, she stood staring at the man. “Whatcha lookin’ at, lady?” he finally asked. “Ain’tcha never seen a window washer before?”