There were three third graders walking down the street a redhead, brunette, and a blonde. Which one had the best figure?
Q. What is the difference between a college professor and a proctologist?
A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given his class and opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing written in the book was "$100 = 100% - I get an A."
Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were all excited and talking effusively as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston.
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