There were these three homosexuals at a crematory grieving over their loved ones. The first one says to the others, "I'm going to spread my lover's ashes over the hill we used to lay and watch the sunset. It was sooo beautiful." The other homo says, "I'm going to spread my lover's ashes over our garden we used to have. We would always smell the roses." The third one says, "I'm going to mix my lover's ashes into a bowl of chili and eat him." The other two look at him in disgusting and say what a horrible lover he is. He replies, " I just want to feel him tear the hell out of my a.. one more time!"
A firefighter is at the station house working outside on the
Johnny was 14 and just started jerking off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day his father walked in on him while he was jerking off. Johnny was so embarrassed. He quickly pulled up his pants but his dad had already caught him. His dad said "Johnny, doing that will make you go blind." "Dad, I'm over here," said Johnny
A couple with their 8 children and a blind man are waiting for a bus. The bus came to the bus stop and saw these people waiting. The bus driver said that he only had room for the 8 children and the wife. The husband and the blind man decided to walk instead of waiting for the next bus. As they were walking, the cane the blind man was using made a noise every time he took a step; the husband said to the blind man,"you know that if you put a rubber on the end of that stick it wouldn't make a noise.” The blind man replied, "you know that if you had put a rubber on the end of your stick we both would be on the bus."
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