One day a man goes to visit his doctor and asks: “do you have any pesticide condoms.” The doctor says, you mean spermicidal. No, the man says I mean pesticide because my wife has a bug up her ass and I’m going in after it.
Seventy-year-old Mr. Larson went to see his doctor.
A couple on their honeymoon is just about to make love when the girl says. I have something to admit, I am a little bit flat. She takes off her shirt and he says I love you just the way you are. Then he says, I also have a confession and he points to his organ and says I am kind of built like a baby down here. She says ok I guess I can live with that. So he takes off his pants and she faints. When she finally comes too she says I thought you were built like a baby. He says, YEAH 9LBS 21 INCHES
A husband was abducted by aliens one day, and the alien said: "Take me to your leader" and the husband said: "Sorry my wife isn't home."
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