The fence between Heaven and Hell broke. St. Peter was sent to talk to Lucifer about who’s going to fix the fence. No agreement was reach and St. Peter said, “you will be hearing from our lawyer.” To that, Lucifer replied: “Where are you going to get one?”
I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
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