A third grade student in the primary school in Pinebur, Tennessee challenged President George Bush Jr. to a debate. The subject to be debated was, “who is the hero in all Superman Comic Books”. President Bush declined as Carl Rove directed, stating that he was not sure he had the comic book in his library and, therefore, he would be unable to research the subject.
The final lab results and findings of President Bush's procedure were released today. Several polyps of guilt had been found and removed. Also tucked away in a crevice, next to a crack pipe, it’s reported that his head had also been located. Further testing showed there seemed to be no activity in the find, and posed no threat to his normal every day activities or life style. So not to cause any more discomfort, it was not removed.
A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
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