A good man Rich, was with his friends having a contest to see who could make the best drinking toast. He hoisted his beer and said "Heres to the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" And that won him the prize that night.
A woman walks into a tavern, sits up at the bar and orders a Pilsner. She drinks it down and then "BAM" she passes out. The regulars not being ones to miss an opportunity, take her into the back room and have sex with her, then prop her up in the alley.
There was this woman sitting at a bar and all the guys were looking at her, but finally one had the balls to come up and talk to her. This redneck guy comes up to her and says to her "Ma'am I just like to tell you that you are going home with me tonight." She tells him " I will if you can make a rhyme that is better than mine." Then she starts to recite her rhyme "I sent my Pussy out to sea, can you bring it back to me?" The guy looks at her stunned like. He walks away with shame. Then after a while there is this Cowboy that walks in to the bar and the first thing he does is tell the woman that he would like to take her home with him. She says " I will go home with you under one condition." Curious the man asks what it is. She tells him that she will go home with him if he can make a better rhyme than hers. She recites her verse. "I sent my pussy out to sea, can you bring it back to me." After a long time of processing the rhyme he tips his hat and proceeds to out rhyme her. He says, " With this hat I'll make a boat. With my balls I'll make it float. With my dick I'll make an Oar and Row your pussy back to shore."
Here's to the girl that I kissed last.
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