A woman walks up to her husband and says "Honey, give me $100.00. I found a beautiful dress I want, and it's on sale!
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Q. What is the difference between a new wife and a dog?
Two women walking home after a heavy night on the booze, needed to pee, so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet paper so, one woman used her knickers and threw them away the other used a ribbon from a wreath. The next day their husbands were talking "we'd better keep an eye on our wives one said, mine came home without her knickers" "you think that is bad" said the other "mine came home with a card stuck in her arse, saying, from all the guys at the fire station we'll never forget you"
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