At Cambridge University, the final exams make up almost the students' entire grades. During one test, a student asks to be called on. When called on, the student says, "I want some ale and cakes!" The professor refuses, and the student repeats his request. When the professor refuses again, the student pulls out a rulebook that contains all of the school's regulations, dating back to the 13th century. He shows the professor that if a student should request an item or service during a test, it must be provided to him. The professor calls the office and the student is brought a hamburger and a soft drink.
Teacher: "What's the nation's capital?"
Here is a list of the ways professors grade their final exams:
One day third graders were having a sex-ed class. The Instructor held up a picture and asked if any body knew what it was. No one said anything. Finally one little boy spoke up and said” I know what it is. It’s a Pxxxx." Surprised, the teacher asked,” How do you know that?" The little boy said,” Well my daddy has two. He uses one to pee and one to brush the babysitter's teeth."
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